Hey Mother Nature,
It's October 16th. Not January 16th. I mean, we all tolerated your incredibly crappy summer and we were hoping for a mild winter to make up for it. But this? This is just not nice. So I beg you...
I think you've made your point now.
You've even gone a bit to far to get the message home.
Before it gets too frightening,
we ought to call a halt!
So, could we start again, please?