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Anyway, here is what I would have said if I had the nerve and/or cajones or actually thought of it at the time ...
What I said:
Scott Brown won the Senate seat? Hurray.
What I meant to say:
Hurray! Yahoo. Way to go, Massachusetts!! Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy, happy! BRING ON THE CONFETTI!
What I said:
No, I don’t want a taxi.
What I meant to say:
Are you freaking kidding me? My feet are about to explode into one big blister and you think I want to walk another 20 blocks to eat dinner? Oh, I am going to kill you. You know that, right? Did I mention it’s my 40th birthday?? Can you see the flip flops I am wearing?? And I had a pedicure yesterday. The baby skin can’t take it. And now I am going to limp through Miami like an idiot. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your privates!! Oh, you know who you are…
What I said:
I love you.
What I meant to day:
Honey, I love you more and more every day. You are one of my top three favorite things God has blessed me with. I hope someday I am worthy of this love and happiness you give me every day! I can’t wait to see you in a couple days.
What I said:
What I meant to say:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(Censored to protect the innocent. But it may appear on Blerapy soon!)
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