Tuesday, May 4, 2010

May the Fourth be with you!

In honor of Star Wars Day, I would like to share some Star Wars quotes that you can use today!

When passing your ex-boyfriend’s house:
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

When you are going to an epic sale:
“This is Red 5, I’m going in.”

When you are in the middle of a horrific traffic jam:
“Stay on target, stay on target.”

When your kids call you from the other room, using that tone:
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”

When your husband questions your plans for remodeling or redecorating:
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

When you ask your husband to do something and he says he will try:
"No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

What your husband can say when you call his name:
“What is thy bidding, my master?”

Now, please let me know how these go over! And be sure to thank a Jedi today!


Kristina P. said...

My husband would love these!

Mae Rae said...

oh, you know I will be using these today...ha ha ha...was that convincing or what!

MrsMama said...

These are great!

Here's a few more:
When your MIL comes to visit: Mudhole?! Slimy?! My home this is!

Kid: I'm not afraid.
Mom: You will be. You will be.

Trying to get the kids to clean: Join me! Together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

mCat said...

It took me until 10 am this morning to get all the "may the fourth be with you" stuff.

I'm so lame

Kellie said...

Haha! It took M-cat's comment for ME to get the 4th stuff. I'm dragging today. I love Star Wars tho!

Carma Sez said...

I have never seen Star Wars in it's entirety *don't hate* ;-)

Senior Dave said...

Oh, how fragile the saga is... re the following quote.

"Hold your fire. There's no life forms. It must have short-circuited." - Anonymous Imperial gunnery officer

Think about it: If this order had never been given, the escape pod containing R2D2 and C3PO would have been blown to smithereens, never reaching Tatooine. Luke would have lived out his days as a moisture farmer and would never have become a Jedi. Were it not for this Imperial officer's efforts to save on ammunition, the whole story would have never happened.