Tuesday, May 4, 2010

May the Fourth be with you!

In honor of Star Wars Day, I would like to share some Star Wars quotes that you can use today!

When passing your ex-boyfriend’s house:
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

When you are going to an epic sale:
“This is Red 5, I’m going in.”

When you are in the middle of a horrific traffic jam:
“Stay on target, stay on target.”

When your kids call you from the other room, using that tone:
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”

When your husband questions your plans for remodeling or redecorating:
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

When you ask your husband to do something and he says he will try:
"No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

What your husband can say when you call his name:
“What is thy bidding, my master?”

Now, please let me know how these go over! And be sure to thank a Jedi today!


Kristina P. said...

My husband would love these!

Mae Rae said...

oh, you know I will be using these today...ha ha ha...was that convincing or what!

MrsMama said...

These are great!

Here's a few more:
When your MIL comes to visit: Mudhole?! Slimy?! My home this is!

Kid: I'm not afraid.
Mom: You will be. You will be.

Trying to get the kids to clean: Join me! Together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

M-Cat said...

It took me until 10 am this morning to get all the "may the fourth be with you" stuff.

I'm so lame

Kellie said...

Haha! It took M-cat's comment for ME to get the 4th stuff. I'm dragging today. I love Star Wars tho!

carma said...

I have never seen Star Wars in it's entirety *don't hate* ;-)

fdjames said...

Oh, how fragile the saga is... re the following quote.

"Hold your fire. There's no life forms. It must have short-circuited." - Anonymous Imperial gunnery officer

Think about it: If this order had never been given, the escape pod containing R2D2 and C3PO would have been blown to smithereens, never reaching Tatooine. Luke would have lived out his days as a moisture farmer and would never have become a Jedi. Were it not for this Imperial officer's efforts to save on ammunition, the whole story would have never happened.