Monday, September 26, 2011

Breaking News

Smalltown, USA - In what can only be described as a tragedy, a number of Smurfs appear to be victims of a hit and run in Smalltown, a suburban neighborhood near Laurieville. An anonymous tip from Linnea L., of Smalltown, led authorities to the scene of the crime.

Authorities say there are no suspects in custody at this time. However, a source close to the investigation told Laurieville affiliate, WLJM-TV, that police have identified two persons of interest. Investigators have also interviewed a witness who reported overhearing a comment "and for the record, those Smurfs had it coming...I mean...they were already an ink blot before I got to them".

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6 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Wow, I hope they catch the killer!

Anonymous said...

she is starting to loose it!

Brother Dave said...

And I thought I was the one in the family with the screw loose......

Luv Ya Sis

mCat said...

LOL - your so funny! And I am thankful that I don't have to go watch that stupid Smurfs movie

Melissa said...

RIP Smurf. Gone from our lives but not from our hearts.

Sandra said...

I'm still laughing! This is genius. My only worry is that the smurf is wandering the woods with amnesia and gets eaten by a squirrel.